function do_pearls_of_wisdom()
{
 var lowerbound = 0;
 var upperbound = 11;
 var MyValue;
 var tip = new Array();
    tip[0] = "Leadership is leading by example.";
    tip[1] = "Stupid is as stupid does.";
    tip[2] = "Example is not the main thing in influencing others; it's the only thing.";
    tip[3] = "The three pillars of success in business are: Leadership, Culture, and Strategy.";
    tip[4] = "Having a bad day?  Go tell someone who gives a rip!";
    tip[5] = "Some people say the difference between Accountants and Financial Analysts is: Financial Analysts deal with the future. Accountants typically have their heads in the past and back their fannys into the future. I wouldn't say that though.";
    tip[6] = "Can't think of one now.  Check with me later.";
    tip[7] = "Stop Playing around and get back to work!";
    tip[8] = "What say we knock it off today and go have a beer!";
    tip[9] = "There's no better time to stop working than right now.";
    tip[10] = "Is leadership learned or are you born with it?  Find out on the IPS website.";
    tip[11] = "There are lies, damn lies, and Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Can you say Enron? or Arthur Anderson?";

    MyValue = Math.floor((upperbound - lowerbound + 1) * Math.random() + lowerbound);
    alert(tip[MyValue]);
}

function do_quotes()
{
 var lowerbound = 0;
 var upperbound = 6;
 var MyValue;
 var page = new Array();
    page[0] = "a-quote1.htm";
    page[1] = "a-quote2.htm";
    page[2] = "a-quote3.htm";
    page[3] = "a-quote4.htm";
    page[4] = "a-quote5.htm";
    page[5] = "a-quote6.htm";
    page[6] = "a-quote7.htm";

    MyValue = Math.floor((upperbound - lowerbound + 1) * Math.random() + lowerbound);

window.open(page[MyValue],"smallwindow","width=700,height=600,toolbar=0,status=1,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,left=150,top=100");

}